Broccoli Jokes

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The Indiana Jones actor was on the Late Show with David Letterman and Letterman managed to nudge Ford to tell this hilarious perfectly timed broccoli joke. Jun 30 2019. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers or where the setup is the punchline.

The Best 51 Broccoli Jokes Following is our collection of funny Broccoli jokes. Come back tomorrow A few hours later the old woman was back again asking the man Sir do you have any broccoli Look. My 90 something Mammaw telling her famous Broccoli joke.

The comedian pictured telling the joke had the last laugh with his award-winning one-liner. So broccoli was having a conversation with some of his friends. Broke-oli When broccolis run out of money.

I asked my dad what the difference is between broccoli and cauliflower. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes riddles and puns about broccoli are clean and safe for everyone. The Broccoli Horror Picture Show.

Youre my bro-ccoli. Melon-ccoli A sad broccoli. I keep randomly shouting out broccoli and cauliflower - I think I might have florets.

What do you call a scary movie about vegetables. I look like a tree. 19 entries are tagged with funny broccoli jokes.

If I tell this joke my wife is going to be so mad at me Ford warned. I look like a tree The mushroom said. One is Moscow the other is cows ma.

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Do your job broccoli. Melon-ccoli A melon-broccoli mashup. Sir do you have any broccoli The man replied No maam none today.

He replied Cauliflower is just broccoli thats seen a ghost. Having sex im gonna me eating broccoli cheddar soup. Whats the difference between the capital of Russia and a calfs mother.

Where did the broccoli go to buy a few drinks. Two broccoli stems One day two broccoli stems who were best friends were walking together down the. A piece of broccoli was late for a meeting.

Who is out there. I look like a brain The banana said. He got in a cab and yelled floret 13.

I dont know and I dont care. Lastly this is the list of the knock-knock funny vegetable jokes that are some broccoli jokes a pea joke and lettuce jokes with the best lettuce humor. Can we please change the subject.

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